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The call that Alec Baldwin made to his daughter that everyone is talking about.

This guy caught his crazy neighbor attacking a lawnmower after it wouldn't crank.

The angry German kid must really enjoy Numa Numa and the Star Wars kid.

This must be the biggest fan of the TMNT ever!

Real Microsoft Windows ad from 15 years ago. You won't believe it!

This bride freaks out about her hair before her wedding.

This guy flips out on everyone on this episode of cheaters.

The worst chicken dancing you'll see all day!

Comedian Andrew Dice Clay gets interviewed on CNN and gets really pissed off.

This loser breaks down and cries about people bashing Britney Spears.

Funniest stand-up comic of all time. Period.

Watch this crazy, annoying, and very manly cross dressing prostitute.

Does anyone have any clue what's going on with this nutjob?

Don't Do Drugs.

This admitted pedophile screams at a reporter sent to investigate him.

This lady must have forgotten to take her meds.

I want some of whatever this guy is smoking.

I'd hate to see what this woman would do if you cut her off.

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